The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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