Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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