Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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