white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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