when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
