I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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