It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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