I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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