I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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