who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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