and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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