she woke up with a sticky ear
Say something about gay babies.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize