hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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