I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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