is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Randomize
