haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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