so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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