playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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