A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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