Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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