some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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