I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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