Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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