You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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