I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My bed smells like the plague
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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