im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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