are you still at the devil's house?
return my video game
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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