dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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