Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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