Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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