I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm eating all of the evidence.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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