butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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