I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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