I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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