How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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