Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I am available for nakedness
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
