Where is the hickey?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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