On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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