I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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