Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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