I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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