Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
