YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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