SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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