"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Randomize
