try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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