I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
it hurts more in the daytime
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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