He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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