better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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