ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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