I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
