Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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