My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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