Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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