i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I love having hate sex.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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