so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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